Illectroculus Defined
No Bull Ships
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Posted - 2011.07.07 22:19:00 -
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Sure... the mechanics of the indicent are questionable but...
'I was there' made me think of the LCD Soundsystem 'Losing My Edge'
Bitter Vet Soundsystem - Losing My Edge
Yeah, I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge.
The kids are coming up from behind.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids from Russia and from London.
But I was there.
I was there in 2003.
I was there at the first Beta tests in my Reaper.
I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge to the kids whose Rifters I see when they fly through lowsec.
I'm losing my edge to the EFT warriors who can tell me the DPS of every good fit from frigates to caps.
I'm losing my edge.
To all the gangs in Delve and Curse.
I'm losing my edge to the low sec pirates in assault ships and borrowed nostalgia for nano cruisers.
But I'm losing my edge.
I'm losing my edge, but I was there.
I was there. But I was there.
I'm losing my edge. I'm losing my edge.
I can see the Rifters every night in low-sec.
But I was there.
I was there in 2004 in sniper fleets taking an outpost in Scalding Pass.
I was leading a wing of Apocs with much patience.
I was there when Sir Molle started up his first corp.
I told him, "Don't be a carebear. You'll never make a dime."
I was there.
I was the first guy winning a Curse Blueprint from the lottery
I gave it away.
Everybody thought I was crazy.
We all know.
I was there.
I was there.
I've never been wrong.
I used to work for CCP Games.
I knew everything before anyone.
I was there when Ascendant Frontier built their first outpost.
I was there in the fleet that made the first Titan kill.
I was podded by an NPC in 2004 before they fixed that bug.
But I'm losing my edge to younger, faster people with less baggage and more time.
And they're actually really, really nice.
I'm losing my edge.
I heard you have a hangar with every item in the database, every limited edition ship, all the tournament ships, all the rare skillbooks.
I hear you have a Revelation parked in a hi-sec trade hub. I heard that you have a container with every cosmos blueprint, and item.
I heard that you have a state issue raven, and a box full of pieces from a Jovian.
I hear you're buying a New PC and Monitor and are throwing your Laptop out the window because you like the captains quarters.
You want to buy a monocle.
I Hear that you and your gang have sold your Ishkurs and bought Daredevils.
I hear that you and your band have sold your Daredevils and bought Ishkurs.
I hear everybody in your corp is more has more kills than everybody in my corp.
But have you seen my killboard?
I've beat your Utu, Cerberus, Legions and Tengus. Moros, a Thorax, your Black Ops, Typhoon, some Drakes, Sacrilege, Maller and Omen.
Sleipnir, Cormorant, Cheetah, Incursus, Deimos, Eos, a Navy Issue Raven, Blackbirds, Hel, Leviathan and Nagflar.
Wolf, Reaper, Stilleto, Muninn, Orca, Enyo, Devoter, Iteron V, Retribution, Jaguar, Scimitar, Aeon, Nyx, Helios,
Loki, Bhaalgorn,Ishkur, Brutix, Impel, Scythe Fleet Issue ("just hit me"!), one Thanatos, Daredevil, Heretic, Probe,
Honor! Tanked! Dreadnought!, two Sins, Ferox, Manticore, Phoenix, Curse, Armageddon Navy Issue, Succubus, Cynabal,
a Rifter, a Rifter, a Rifter, a Rifter, a Rifter.....
You don't know what you really want.
<repeat To fade>
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